Kewl Job Application!
Q.- NAME:A.- Iam ApplyinQ.- DESIRED POSITION:A.- Reclining. Ha ha. But seriously, whatever’s available. If...
M and M’s
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
May I speak to the conductor
|A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that...
Bumper Stickers
** EARTH FIRST! We’ll strip mine the other planets later.** If you can read...
Lawyer hit by a car
A lawyer’s car stalled on the side of the freeway. As he was getting...
Presidential Election worries
Presidential Election’2000Dear Abby,I am a sailor in the US Coast Guard. My parents live...
Fidel dies and goes to heaven…
Fidel dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, St. Peter tells him...
The bank manager was in the final stages of hiring…
The bank manager was in the final stages of hiring a cashierandwas down to...
Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...
Blonde and Hairdresser
A blonde walks into the hairdresser with headphones on. She asks the woman working...