My wife converted me to religion…
Moe: My wife converted me to religion.Joe: Really?Moe: Yes. Until I married her I...
ADVICE FOR IDIOTS
|An actual tip from page 16 of the Hewlett Packard Environmental, Health & Safety...
Mercy Hospital
Mr. Smith was brought to a Catholic hospital, and taken quickly in for heart...
Rude Doctor!
Mr. Jones gets a call from the hospital. They tell him his wife’s been...
Scholarly discussion
A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the thestranger...
A sign
WE DON’T SERVE WOMEN HERE!(you have to bring your own)
The programmer’s cheer
|Shift to the left, shift to the right!Pop up, push down, byte, byte, byte!
Women’s translations
|WOMEN?S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI?m sorry. = You?ll be sorry.We...
S.H.I.T (Special High Intensity Traning)
Special High Intensity Training – S.H.I.T.MEMORANDUMTO: All EmployeesFROM: Communications ServicesSUBJECT: SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAININGIn...
Fruit joke!
What have an apple and an orange got in common?Neither of them can drive...