Insult Collection #12
What’s the latest dope — besides you? I heard that they tried to take...
The phone call…
The phone call…A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in...
yo mammas breath…
yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck
Bad News 4
Doctor: I have some good news and some bad news, which shall I tell...
Two children are in a doctor’s waiting room…
Two children are in a doctor’s waiting room, and one of them is crying....
Describe professions
|What does your profession say about you?1. MARKETING – You are ambitious yet stupid....
Pantyhose
Q. How many animals can you get into one pair of pantyhose? A. Several....
Kneesles
A young couple got married and they’ve never made love before. On their wedding...
Breeding Problem
A Soviet emigre woman comes to a gynecologist and complains:”Doctor, when I wasn’t married,...
Visiting the sun
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, all working for NASA, were trying to...