When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven…
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven.”Sorry, old...
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist…
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist ifthere is anybody in...
Calf Value
A motorist driving by a Texas ranch hit and killed a calf that was...
The Lesbians
What do you call a closet full of lesbians?A liquor cabinet.
Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog…
Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog in the front...
Redneck wins lottery…
A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes toAustin to claim...
Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?
Q: Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?A: It saves...
Looking Good
While her husband was lying down, his wife removed his glasses. “You know, honey,”...
Stagecoach surprise
|I had a dream the other night. I was in the old West riding...
What’s long and hard and excites a girl…
What’s long and hard and excites a girl whenshe’s finally lucky enough to get...