Traveling on the train
|There was an Irishman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage...
Two Statues
There are two statues standing in the woods. They have been there standing on...
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy…
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of...
In Common
What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?Men always miss...
Lawyer in a car wreck
One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and...
Cop coming upon a young couple making out…
Cop coming upon a young couple making out….Cop: What the hell are you two...
How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?
Q: How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?A: With a fishing pole!
Two senior couples are walking along, wives in front…
Two senior couples are walking along, wives in front, husbands inback. Herb says to...
Signs you are a Canadian
1. You stand in “line-ups” at the movie, not lines.2. You’re not offended by...
A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues…
A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues of his new hearing aid. “It’s...