There is a monkey in the bar
|A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first...
The Adoption
Billie and Tillie were delighted when finally their long wait to adopt a baby...
Trip to San Francisco
Why did the carload of lesbians get to San Francisco faster than the carload...
Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up…
“Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up to the holy water a...
Farmer and the Pretty Lady
One day, farmer Jones was in town picking up supplies for his farm. He...
At The Circus
A couple took their young son to the circus and when the elephants appeared,...
Make Me A Newfie
An Ontarian wanted to become a Newfie (ie. a Newfoundlander). He went to a...
Quick Ones!
What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? – 45 lbs. What’s the...
Lipstick on her steering wheel?
Why did the blonde have lipstick on her stearing wheel?She was trying to blow...
Psychiatric Christmas Carols
Schizophrenia — Do You Hear What I Hear?Multiple Personality — We Three Queens Disoriented...