Never argue with a women
A couple go on holiday to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota. The husband...
Telegram received from ex-employee
Telegram received from ex-employee:”Fuck you. I quit. Strong message to follow.”
A lady with a…
A lady with a large flowery hat was stopped at the church door by...
As US tourists in Israel…
As US tourists in Israel, a man and his wife were sitting outsidea Bethlehem...
Happy Anniversary
A man and his wife were at the breakfast table when he suddenly remembered...
Scared half to death
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Mayonaise
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I’m...
Hungry Beggar
A beggar walks up to a well-dressed woman who is shopping on Rodeo Drive...
Never talk to the parrot
|Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn’t accommodate her...
He’s a real fun guy [fungi]
|Heard on a radio station.What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?”He’s...