New officer efficiency
|These are actual phrases from Officer Efficiency Reports (performance appraisal for the military officers)....
Mexican is at border
|A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by...
Stupid Insults 13/31
He demonstrates that beauty times brains is a constant. He donated his brain to...
We are the best of friends
|The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said, “Since we are the...
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE STANDING ON HER HEAD?
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14 Lawyer Quickies.
Why does the Law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent...
Mommy’s Lil’ Helper
Little Susie was Mommy’s helper. She helped set the table when company was due...
What is Green, Slimy…
What is Green, Slimy, and Smells like Pork?Kermit’s Dick
MICHAEL KENNEDY
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Turn back your car odometer
|A blonde made several attempts to sell her old car. She was having a...