The animal’s warning
|A farmer and his pig were driving down the road when a cop pulled...
Polish Couple
Q: Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?A: They’d read...
Corporations… OY!
Cracking an international market is a goal of most growing corporations. It shouldn’t be...
A question of time
Why don’t women need to wear watches?Theres a clock on the oven!
Geneologist
What is the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist?One looks up the family...
You need an operation!
A lady says to her doctor, “My husband has been complaining that my vagina...
Signs and notices 18
These are supposedly actual signs that have been found in and around parts of...
You know you drink too much coffee when…
1. Juan Valdez names his mule after you.2. You chew on your roommate’s fingernails....
Yo Momma is so fat
Yo Momma is so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyone and got stuck.
The Fish
What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall?”Dam.”