Morse toad!
|What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?Morse toad!
Do you realize what I am?
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A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her…
A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her to hear a confession:...
Arkansas Crazy Law
A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month....
How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?
How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?If she wasn’t,she wouldn’t have stained her...
New Experience
There was a horrible mistake at the hospital. A man who was scheduled for...
Martin Learns Bad Words
Little Martin is four years old. One day while he was pestering his mother,she...
Perfectly good eyesight
Two really old guys decided they would go out and try to play a...
This must be heaven
|So this trumpet player dies. When he reaches is everlasting reward, the guy in...
You know why there is a string on a tampon?
You know why there’s a string on a tampon? So the crabs can bungee...