Operating systems as beers
|DOS Beer — Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you...
Make me an uncle!
Stan was seconds away from receiving a vasectomy when his brother and sister-in-law barged...
Call In Sick…
Bob calls in to his job:”Hey, boss I’m not coming to work today. I’m...
He’d wanted to be buried at sea
|There is a story about the Irishman who drowned while he was digging a...
No Such Thing As Good Man
Single women claim that all the good men are married, while all married women...
The Colonel and the Camel
It’s Colonel Smith’s first day at a new base in Saudi Arabia, and the...
Democrats on the front porch
This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,”Help, send the...
What’s a definition of a gynecologist?
What’s a definition of a gynecologist?Gynecologist is a person who looks for problems in...
Blonde in Exam
The blonde reported for her University final examination which consists of “yes/no” type questions.She...
Blow In Their Ear
Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?A: “Thanks for...