Improving fry cooking time
|In January 1994, ‘The Economist’ magazine reported that one of Secretary of Energy Hazel...
Happily Addicted to the Web
Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,From my mouth, drool...
Blonde quickies 41-60
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earings? A: They have to have some place...
Cannibal Food
Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t...
Finish overseas tour
|A young ensign had nearly completed his first overseas tour of sea duty when...
Fatherly feelings
One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby’s crib. Silently she...
Pecuniary reasons
A few moments after the daughter announced her engagement, her Father asked, “Does this...
They are stopped by the police
|John and Jessica were on their way home from the bar one night and...
Where are my pyjamas?
A man calls his wife and says to her, “Honey, I just got the...
Skeleton Joke
A Skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a beer… and a mop.