Programmer And An Engineer
A Programmer and an Engineer were sitting next to each other…A Programmer and an...
Alot Alike
Q: Why are tornadoes and marriage alike?A: They both start with a lot of...
Marriage quotes 14
|Married life is full of excitement and frustration:* In the first year of marriage,...
Blind Pilots
Passengers on a small commuter plane are waiting for the flight to leave. The...
\’Breviated Medicul Dickshunnary!
adenoids…..(n) Space critters whut are keepin’ Elvis alive on Pluto anasthesia…(n) Rushun princess y’all...
Seymour was a good and pious man…
Seymour was a good and pious man, and when he passed away, the Lord...
Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
Santa\’s Entrance
If your child asks how Santa Claus gets into the house, just tell him...
Don’t ask any questions
A guy worked in an adult book store. One afternoon his friend walked in....
Three people were standing on the Titanic…
Three people were standing on the Titanic, An American, a Brit and an belgian....