Girl Talk
Girl Lingo:The Franklin Factor: Early to bed and early to rise means it’s time...
Poor froggy
A little boy walks down the street with a dead frog on a string.He...
John and David were both patients in a Mental hospital…
John and David were both patients in a Mental hospital. One day, John suddenly...
To Be a Dog
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life:”When it all boils...
Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
What’s the difference…
Q: What’s the difference between a penis and a paycheck?A: You don’t have to...
Light and Hard
Whats the difference between light and hard???You can go to sleep with the light...
Criminal Mastermind
An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question,...
5000 dead lawyers
What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?A good...
Elton John
Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying...