Upmanship
An Australian, a Frenchman and an Italian are talking about married life.Italian: When I...
Whats blue and does not fit any more?
Whats blue and doesn’t fit any more? – A dead epileptic.
Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars…
Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars between them, but they...
Bad News 4
Doctor: I have some good news and some bad news, which shall I tell...
Silence
Father: Did Paul bring you home last night?Daughter: Yes, it was late. Daddy. Did...
Blondes
A blonde and a brunette are taking a walk, and the burnette goes, “Oh...
Is there a way to thank you?
|”How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he...
Appropriate punishment
Through the kitchen window a farmer’s wife sees herson coming home from school. The...
You Know You’re Getting Older When
You Know You’re Getting Older When…Everything hurts and what doesn’t hurt, doesn’t work.The gleam...
Blind Man
A blonde girl just stepped into the bathtub when the doorbell rang. “Who is...