Warning: Ignore the parrot!
On reaching his plane seat, a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
Samples Needed
My boyfriend said that for his physical, the doctor needed a urine specimen, a...
How does physics save lives?
One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. Apre-med student rudely interrupted...
Just Before I Die
Showing his friend around his his home, Jennings pointed out all of the collectibles...
I Said the F Word
A guy goes to his local church during the week to see the priest...
After a couple of years a couple wanted to have children…
After a couple of years a couple wanted to have children, but nothing worked.So...
Crazy English!
Let’s face it – English is a crazy language. There is no egg in...
Read the label first!
Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink –...
\’Breviated Medicul Dickshunnary!
adenoids…..(n) Space critters whut are keepin’ Elvis alive on Pluto anasthesia…(n) Rushun princess y’all...
A painful adjustment
Adjusting to marriage sometimes poses some unexpected problems. But when I came upon a...