Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
Professional Courtesy?
A doctor and his wife were sunbathing on a beach when a beautiful young...
Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night last night?
Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night...
Santa’s Wife
|Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?A: A dependent Claus.
The Union Worker.
Two guys and a union worker were fishing on a lake one day, when...
Elephant jokes 11
|What do you call an elephant with a machine gun?Sir!What can an elephant with...
Blonde and The Coke Machine
This blonde was at a coke machine and and put her change in and...
Why have not Women landed on the Moon?
Why haven’t Women landed on the Moon? – Because it doesn’t need cleaning yet!
Remembering Anniversary
What’s the best way to have your husband remember your anniversary?Get married on his...
Typewriter To Doctor
Q: Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor?A: She thought it...