Proffessional Acquantance
A well respected Doctor and his wife were having drinks in the lobby of...
Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?
Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?A: Because it’s always exactly the...
One night, an 87-year-old woman…
One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from Bingo to find her husband in...
The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters…
The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters when the phone rang. He listened...
Why is the government like a prostitute?
Why is the government like a prostitute? Your always getting screwed and you have...
Yo mamma’s so stupid…
Yo mamma’s so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and said...
Twice a day
This guy goes into a doctors and says “Doctor, doctor you’ve gotta help me....
First Body Part to Heaven
The story takes place in a Christian school. The teacher asks the question, “What...
My men are very brave
|General McKenzie was in charge of the Navy, and he was visiting his colleague...
Bad eyes.
A college couple is under a tree on campus making out. After a while,...