Upgrade to Wife 1.0
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How do you make a gay baby cry?
How do you make a gay baby cry?Take the pacifier out of his ass.
Magnet?
Mr. Smythe had been giving his second-grade students a short lesson on science. He...
Arriving home very drunk
|A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of...
Longer Life
A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I would like to live...
Yo mama so ugly.. taco bell..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she’s like Taco Bell. When people see her, they run...
HEGS
The Doctor tells his patient that he has H-E-G-S”What’s that?”, the patient asks.”It’s a...
Which fly makes films?
|Which fly makes films?Stephen Speilbug!
Big Memory Problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything! Doctor: So,...
Panda in a Bar
A panda walked into a bar. He went up to the bar and said...