How to dump a guy
Dear ________,I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention...
Bloodied Vampire
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
Two goldfish are in a tank…
Two goldfish are in a tank.One said to the other:’Do you know how to...
Blonde Sky Divers
|A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls...
A little boy was excited about his first day at school…
A little boy was excited about his first day at school.So excited in fact,...
The Frog Scientist
There was this not too bright scientist doing a study on how frogs respond...
what do you get when a chicken cross the road falls and…
Q. what do you get when a chicken cross the road falls in the...
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? Such number as...
Stressed
Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I...
Wife helps out the cop
|A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes...