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Johnny, give me a sentence starting with…
Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with “I”.Little Johnny: I is…Teacher: No, Little...
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A police dog responds to an ad for work with the FBI. “Well,” says...
Your momma is…
Your momma is like a doorknob – everyone gets a turn!
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots…
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots, but cannot identify their sexes....
Emersom
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By My Side
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Lawyers on a jury
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A mute was walking down the street one day…
A mute was walking down the street one day and chanced upon a friend...