What’s brown and crispy on the outside…
What’s brown and crispy on the outside, and white and creamy on the inside?...
Finding the “perfect” mate.
An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the God-given responsibility to marry the perfect...
Debate the stop sign
|A cop stops a man for running a stop sign and the subject gives...
The results of the X-ray
|Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?Doctor: Absolutely nothing!
Michael Jackson Funnies.
Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson’s New Book?A: It’s called, “The In’s and...
Men’s Pissing Rules
a. Head for the largest open expanse of urinal available. If you stand too...
Fortune
A husband stepped on one of those penny scales that tell you your fortune...
Got Any Grapes?
A ducks walks into a bar and asks, “Got any grapes?” The bartender, confused,...
Hellen Keller
Why does Hellen Keller use one hand to masturbate?Because she uses the other to...
A little boy was excited about his first day at school…
A little boy was excited about his first day at school.So excited in fact,...