What was the first thing Adam said to Eve ?
What was the first thing Adam said to Eve ?”Stand back …. I don’t...
The Crazies
A man is walking along the road, when he hears someone shouting “Twelve! Twelve!”...
A Blonde Job Interview
A blonde goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer starts with...
Things You’ll Never Hear A Woman Say
What do you mean today’s our anniversary? Can we not talk to each other...
What did God say after creating man?
What did God say after creating man? “I can do better”
Can’t do
“What’s wrong, sonny?” asked the old timer sympathetically, coming overto the little kid who...
Well Done!
A man’s house is on fire. No help is in sight so he takes...
You might be a redneck if… bowling
You’ve ever been blacklisted from a bowling alley.
Wife and Mistress
A doctor, a lawyer and a mathematician were discussing the relative merits of having...
Question and answer jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?A: You can’t get...