Butter and Blonde
Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?A: Butter is difficult to...
These two sperm were swimming around…
These two sperm were swimmin’ around, doin’ their thing and one sperm asks the...
Virgin
A mature woman was in the pastorial study counseling for her upcoming fourth wedding.”Father,...
What do spaghetti and blondes have in common?
What do spaghetti and blondes have in common? They both wiggle when you eat...
His Last Wishes
Sometime after Sidney died, his widow, Tillie, was finally able to speak about what...
Washing the Dog!
Washing The DogA young boy, about eight years old, walks into the local grocery...
Lesbian at the gynecologist.
A young lesbian goes to her gynecologist for her yearly pelvicexamination. She puts on...
Libertarians & Anarchists
What’s the difference between Anarchists and Libertarians??Libertarians are anarchists with money.Anarchists believe property is...
An FBI investigation
|The phone rings at FBI headquarters.”Hello? I’m calling to report my neighbor, Clifford. He...
Classified Ad Bloopers
As the following classified classics will demonstrate, there are often more laughs on the...