Eyes
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, somebody already told her...
No sex for an eagle!
A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by...
On Marriage
MarriageGetting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order...
Polak, Italian and Mafia
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is...
Dollars equal ten cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 10 centProof:We know that $1 = 100 centsDivide both sides by...
Proper Manners
The nervous young bride became irritated by her husband’s lusty advances on their wedding...
A brain goes to a local bar
|A brain walks into a bar and says, “I’ll have a pint of beer...
Spell it Bubba!
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911 operator told Bubba that...
Work quotes
The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry...
Do you know where you were going?
|A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she’d been driving the wrong way on...