Yo mamma!!!
-I went into your house, took a booger of the wall and yo mamma...
The Marriage Proposal.
An elderly pair (he a widower, she a widow) meet in a retirement village....
Where’s my heart?
Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death...
Worst Thing
Q: What is the worst thing about sex with a blonde?A: Bucket seats.
12 Feet Deep
Why are lawyers buried 12 feet deep instead of just six? Because deep down...
A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night…
A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night, the farmer feeling...
Bird vs Fly
What’s the difference between a bird and a fly? A bird can fly but...
I would like to havea second opinion
|A patient has a sore throat and goes to a doctor to get treatment...
Kewl Cat Quips!
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.Thousands of years ago,...
Congress Reduces Solar System
A Press Release -WASHINGTON D.C. The House Appropriations subcommittee on NASA oversight, in another...