How does a man keep his youth?
Q: How does a man keep his youth?A: By giving her money, furs and...
A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident…
A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident.The two were in...
The Shopping Criminal
|It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked...
How did Stevie Wonder Pierce his ears?
How did Stevie Wonder pierce his ears? He answered the stapler (hello? *OUCH*)
What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common?
What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common? They both used their brains...
Lawyers take everything
|A reporter outside of a courtroom asked a defendant clad only in a barrel:...
Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?
Q: Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?A: It’s harder to pick up.
cross a worm and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?Very big worm...
Dwayne
Knock Knock! Who’s There? Dwayne. Dwayne Who? Dwayne The Bathtub and I’m Dwowning!
How do you confuse a blonde? #2
How do you confuse a blonde?Put her in a round room and tell her...