Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...
Commitment Definition
Having spent half the night discussing involvement vs. commitment (one of my favorite topics...
Bathroom Privileges
TO: All EmployeesFrom: ManagementRe: Restroom PolicyIn the past, employees were permitted to make trips...
To the Dump
You know yer a redneck when you take a load to the dump and...
What is red and has seven dents?
What is red and has seven dents?Snow White’s cherry!
A Dent in the Pile!
An Italian, an Irishman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site.The...
Burglar
A burglar, needing money to pay his income taxes, decided to rob the safe...
Helpful Tips To Make Life Simpler
Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and...
Donations
A blonde, brunette, and redhead went to a church to donate money. The brunette...
Why Gynecology?
A young doctor just out of medical school announced to his wife that he...