Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.
Hungry Snake
Hungry Snake Having arived at the edge of the river, the fisherman soon realized...
Purchasing mailing lists
|With more than twelve billion catalogs being mailed annually, it’s little wonder that marketers...
The Special Olympics
Q: What’s better than winning 4 gold medals at the special olympics?A: Not being...
Diaper Change
Q: Why does a blonde only change her baby’s diapers every month?A: Because it...
Gimme some aspirin!
Joe has always had an uncontrollable twitch in hisleft eyelid since young. Fred has...
A duck walks into a general store…
A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager,”Gotany fresh fruit?”"No.”"Got any...
Di and Dolly Go To Heaven
Princess Diana and Dolly Parton had both died on the same night. When they...
Wedding
She offered her honor, He honored her offer, And so all night long,it was...
Yo mama so fat, when.. ran away
Yo mama’s so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four...