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The brash young gynecologist, fresh out of medical school, took one look at his...
Do you know the problem with lawyer jokes?
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Gas Stations
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Yo mama is so old
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she...
Microsoft Addresses Justice Department Accusations
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The Code of Ethical Behavior for Patients
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Jose can you see!
A man named Jose went to America to see the Yankees vs. the Red...
Employee evaluations.
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The preacher buys a parrot
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Multi-syllable words
Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says “Today we are going to...