USENET Parody
USENET ParodyNo no, the question is: How many USENET posters does it take to...
Will the father be present during the birth?
“Will the father be present during the birth?”asked the obstetrician.”Nah,” replied the mother-to-be,”He and...
Your momma is…
Your momma is like a doorknob – everyone gets a turn!
A logical question
If Kenneth Starr can extend his probe, what is wrong with Clinton doing the...
Man Is Like An Automobile
Man is like an automobile. As it gets older, the differential starts slipping, and...
All Jews and six Mexicans
This freelance journalist discovered Adolf Hitler was alive and well andliving in South America....
Hot croako!
|What do frogs drink?Hot croako!
A woman enters a butcher shop and asks…
A woman enters a butcher shop and asks the counter assistant,”Do you have pigs...
Another dress
Monica walks into her dry cleaning store and tells the guy: “I’ve got another...
Gum Crossing
Why did the gum cross the road? -it was stuck to the chickens foot!