Important thoughts
*Question: What is one horsepower?*Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes...
This guy and his girlfriend are fighting…
This guy and his girlfriend are fighting….she says “I’m breaking up with you.” “Why??”...
Holy Water: The cure-all
One Sunday morning a minister and a choirboy were getting the church ready for...
A bus station is where a bus stops…
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where atrain...
A peasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull…
A pheasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull. “I would love...
A couple, age 67, went to the doctors office…
A couple, age 67, went to the doctor’s office. The doctor asked, “What canI...
Short Cowboy jokes
|Q: What do you call a drug ring in Dallas?A: A huddle. Q: Four...
Dirty Birds
A lady approaches her priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I...
Left and Right
Once upon a time there was an elderly gentleman who was suffering from Alzheimer’s....
Sister and Priest
A priest and nun are on their way back home from a convention when...