Rush Limbaugh
Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit...
So my sister, a natural blond…
So my sister, a natural blond graduating from the University of North Carolina Law...
You might be a redneck if…deer head
Your mounted deer head sports a baseball cap and sunglasses.
Doctor Sex
This chick walks into a doctor’s office and the nurse tells her to take...
Backward Santa
As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked the usual, “And what...
An Old Man’s Dying Request
An elderly man, 82, just returned from the doctor’s only to find he didn’t...
Female Comebacks
Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go...
McNally
|McNally was taking his first plane ride, flying over the Rocky Mountains. The stewardess...
Blonde quickies 81-100
81. Q: What do you call a hooker and four blondes? A: Regular price,...
A fair warning
Tourist guide at zoo: “Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, thelargest animal to...