yo mama so fat.. cereal
Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Explaination
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
What is Pink and Red and sits in a corner?
What is Pink and Red and sits in a corner? A baby with a...
The chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?To get to the other slide!
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth…
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in...
Answering machine
|Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I’m probably...
Literary couch potato
Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it.
Two nuns go to a restaurant to have dinner…
Two nuns go to a restaurant to have dinner. They notice RockyMountain Oysters on...
Pat and Mike at the brewery.
Pat and Mike work at the Guinness Brewery, and one day there’s an accident.Pat...
Giving Cats Pills
|INSTRUCTIONS FOR GIVING YOUR CAT A PILL 1. Pick cat up and cradle it...