Marooned
An American, an Australian and an Irishman were stranded on an island for several...
I lost my wife!
Losing a wife can be hard. In my case it was almost fucking impossible!
Be Poetic
“When a customer comes into the shop, be very polite to them and try...
George W. Bush at a press conference
A reporter cornered George W. Bush at a press conference: “Many say the only...
General’s Funeral
The famous general died and his ashes were to be taken to Arlington National...
Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices…
Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices murmuring.He went in and saw...
Sleep late!
|What is the best advice to give to worm?Sleep late!
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a bar…
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a barone...
Nine things dogs don’t understand
|1. It’s not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It’s wrong to...
Knock Knock Jokes 13
Knock Knock Who’s there? Amsterdam! Amsterdam who? Amsterdam tired of all these Knock Knock...