The Hollywood/English Dictionary
VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research...
Math
Why is math always sad?Because it has too many problems.
Dave’s adventure in a cave (limerick)
There once was a man named Dave,who found a dead whore in a cave.She...
Gone fishing
Henry Abel’s son, David, burst into the house, crying like everything.His Mama asked him...
Purchasing furniture
|I work as a systems administrator, and part of m job involves answering questions...
They where playing for the cup
|Why were the flies playing football in saucer?They where playing for the cup!
Two Texan are sitting in a small town bar…
Two Texan are sitting in a small town bar, where one braggedto the other:...
Surfing the Internet
|Surfin’ the NetSo I think I’m in the clearthe boss is no where in...
Bubba and Junior!
Two good ol’ boys, Bubba and Junior get promoted from Privates to Sergeants.Not long...
Xmas Tree and Priest Alike
How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike?They both have ornamental balls.