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A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar...
To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails…
To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails, her mother tells her...
Athletes
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? – Mistle toe, of course!
Top reasons why it’s great to be Canadian
It beats being an American. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn...
Polish Scientistific Plans
Poland sent its top team of scientists to attend the international science convention, where...
He was un hoppy!
|Why was the frog down in the mouth?He was un hoppy!
I am afraid of that tarmac
|A motorway walks into a pub one day. He goes up to the bar...
Rotweiler and Collie
What do you get when you cross a Rotweiler with a Collie?A dog who...
How are a blonde legs like cheese wiz?
How are a blonde’s legs like cheese wiz? They’re both useless unless they’re spread!
Why Engineers Don’t Write Recipe Books
|Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1. 532.35 cm3 gluten2. 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33. 4.9 cm3 refined halite4. 236.6...