Qualifying for Heaven
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the...
Doing Laundry
Three women always hang their laundry out in the backyard. When it rains, however,...
Your Funeral
There were three men sitting on a bench. Man1 asked the other two: “What...
Apple sues Apple Corp.
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What happened to the blonde ice hockey team?
What happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in Spring training.
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic…
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic surgeon’s office. “You know, Doc,” he...
Playing House
Little Johnny and Susie, each five years old, were playing house.They both decided it...
Two Nuns
There were two nuns…One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the...
Got something
“Get this.” said the bloke to his mates, “Last night while I was down...
Whats the square root of 69?
Whats the square root of 69?ANSWER — EIGHT something