Nearsightedness
I think my wife is getting a little nearsighted.I woke up this morning, she...
How do fireflies start a race
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How to cut off a blonde’s ears:
To cut off a blonde’s ears, put razor blades on each shoulder and ask...
Family Jewels
Erik Williams, 21, of the 3600 block of South Michigan Avenue, was arrested in...
Martin Learns Bad Words
Little Martin is four years old. One day while he was pestering his mother,she...
Little Johnny- F in Arithmetic
Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.”Why?” asks...
Blonde quickies 41-60
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earings? A: They have to have some place...
Insurance Claim
(name withheld) Minnetonka, MN 55345Superior Health Insurance ATTN: Claims Review 1423 W. 90th St....
The Chair
A professor invented a lie detecting chair. Whenever anybody sitting in it told a...
Careful Now
Then there’s the woman who goes to the dentist.As he leans over to begin...