You might be a redneck if…beer
You consider a six pack of beer and a bug-zapper quality entertainment.
A maggot with attitude!
|What’s yellow, wiggles and is dangerous?A maggot with attitude!
I think Rover is getting a bit old…
“I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf.”"Bullshit,...
The Recruits
Ten Recruits had just arrived at the training camp and were lined up for...
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A. Two. But...
Very Short Books
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Wooden Airfield
An enemy decoy, built in occupied Holland, led to a tale that hasbeen told...
But how do I know…
Tech Support: “What does the screen say now.”Person: “It says, ‘Hit ENTER when ready’.”Tech...
The doctor had just completed his examination…
The doctor had just completed his examination of thegorgeous redhaired beauty.”I would suggest to...