Three very tough mice
|Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.The...
Clever Doggie
A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop...
The Stub
An exhibitionist named Joe was preparing to board a flight to Atlanta.As he approached...
What does an elephant use as a vibrator?
What does an elephant use as a vibrator? An epilectic.
Elephant jokes 06
|What’s the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather?One roars with pain and...
The dumb blonde and her used car!
A blonde tried to sell her old car. She was having a lot of...
New Computer Virus
Did you hear about the new computer virus?It’s called the “Lorena Bobbit Virus”.Apparently, it...
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? To see what was on the...
Need the Eggs
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother? Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How...
Love Quotes
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be...