Phrases For Everyday Life
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
Mirror, mirror
Mirror, mirror A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs...
What’s the difference between a barmaid in the evening and…
What’s the difference between a barmaid inthe evening and a barmaid at night?A barmaid...
Two Nuns On Bicycle
Two nuns riding down a cobbled road on bicycles. First one says to the...
A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises…
A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises frominside the aprtment, walks...
Why I Fired My Secretary
Why I Fired My Secretary I woke up early, feeling depressed because it was...
Your momma is so fat….
Your momma is so fat, when she stood in the scale to get weighed...
Texan’s guide to life
|Never squat with yer spurs on. There’s two theories to arguin’ with a woman;...
A corny blonde joke
Okay, so this blonde is driving by in his red sports car, and he...
Tips for driving people insane!
HoW To KeEp A hEaLtHy LeVeL Of InSaNiTy AnD dRiVe OtHeR PeOpLe iNsAnEPage yourself...