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The Top 10 Signs You’re Flying On A Bad Airline
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Have a Drink
Middle of the night, middle of nowhere, two cars both slightly cross over the...
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On a very cold night…
On a very cold night, a young man dropped into the localbrothel and the...
I have a keyboard error
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Mime in the forest
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Energizer Bunny arrested!
Did you hear?The Energizer bunny has been arrested for Battery.
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How To Drive Your Wife Crazy
Start asking her questions (don’t mistakenly do anything) about cooking, cleaning, and laundry. Say,...