I think Rover is getting a bit old…
“I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf.”"Bullshit,...
College Dorm
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
How can u spot a tough Lesbian Bar?
How can u spot a tough Lesbian Bar?Even the pool tables don’t have balls.
Lawyer and Sperm
What is the difference between a lawyer and a sperm?At least a sperm has...
New submarine Ensign
|The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he’d dreamed of working since a...
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Back in the ’70s, days of conspicuous (ahem) consumption, Hugh Hefner was showing a...
Out All Night Drinking
Out All Night Drinking An Irishman’s been at a pub all night drinking. The...
I’ll tell them slowly
|”Hey,” said a new arrival in the pub, “I’ve got some great Irish jokes.”"Before...
There were two cows in a paddock…
There were two cows in a paddock, enjoying the sun and eating some grass....
Illinois Crazy Law
The English language is not to be spoken. You may be arrested for vagrancy...