horse
This horse walks in to a bar and asks for a bit to eat!
Finally Figured Out Women
Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?He died laughing before...
The Night Before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat.The kids were both gone,...
A big accident
On a busy day, on a busy corner, there is a big accident in...
Too much Coffee
You know you’re drinking too much coffee when…You answer the door before people knock....
cant stop with the q and a’s
Q: Why couldn’t the blonde write the number ELEVEN?A: Because she didn’t know which...
Clinton is in Heaven
President Clinton died and knocked at the Pearly Gates. “Who goes there?” inquired St....
Grant Bar and Casino
Grant’s Bar and Casino: Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
Donald Duck
Donald Duck walked into a drugstore & asked for a packet of condoms.”Certainly, sir”...
The room was full of pregnant ladies…
The room was full of pregnant ladies and their partners, and the Lamaze class...