A dog walks into a butcher shop…
A dog walks into a butcher shop with a purse strapped around hisneck. He...
Making a bet at a bar
|Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when...
He’s a real fun guy [fungi]
|Heard on a radio station.What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?”He’s...
Camping Trip
Sally, a blonde, goes on her first camping trip. Her husband, who was a...
Keep Your Seat, Please!
A radical feminist is getting on a bus when, just in front of her,...
Filling in for St. Peter
A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate...
Controlling your spouse
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
Last Ditch Effort
Two football players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they would...
TONS of Groaners. . .
Q: What’s red and goes up and down?A: A tomato in an elevator.Q: What...
Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater…
Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater. “That man beside me is fumbling his...