Irishman, Englishman and a German
|Irishman, Englishman and a German are caught in Saudi Arabia drinking. “Under Saudi law...
Where are the fingers?
Jon’s working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, and accidentally...
The locked up car keys…yee-haa!
A blonde woman is driving down the road. She notices that she’s low on...
Everything Gone!
A man was complaining to a friend:”I had it all; money, a beautiful house,...
Improving fry cooking time
|In January 1994, ‘The Economist’ magazine reported that one of Secretary of Energy Hazel...
Do you know why it’s called sex?
Do you know why it’s called sex?Because it’s easier to spell than Uhhhhh..oooohh…Ahhhhhh….AIIEEEEEEE!!!
Lisping Midget
A midget with a heavy lisp goes to a horse farm to purchase a...
Ho-down!
Why do black men not go square dancing?Every time some one yells “hoe down”,...
DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE
Age DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE 17 “Burger King” 25 “Free meal” 35 “A...
Catch the Phrase
The following phrase:PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA can be rearranged (with no lettersleft over,...