More Brain Cells Than A Cow
Q: Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?A1: So they...
Where is your wife?
|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir,...
What is sicker than sick?
What’s sicker than sick?masturbating with your grandma’s ashes under your foreskin….
Doesn’t It Annoy You When…
…there’s a car alarm nearby that goes on for hours and the owner is...
Doctor! I swallowed a pillow!
|Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little...
At a distressed city
|he following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Think YOU are having a bad day? . . .
THINK YOU’RE HAVING A BAD DAY…. check it out these actual cases.Fire authorities in...
Bill Gates and the Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gates does it take to change a lightbulb?A: One –...
How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb? (The long ladies version)
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light...
Bumper Stickers
** EARTH FIRST! We’ll strip mine the other planets later.** If you can read...