Went Fishing, Got Caught
A man phones home from his office and tells his wife: “Something has just...
While enjoying a drink with a mate one night…
While enjoying a drink with a mate one night, this bloke decides to try...
Little Johnny walked into his dad’s bedroom…
Little Johnny walked into his dad’s bedroom one day only catch him sitting on...
Bride Joke
Q. Why do men always want their brides to wear white?A. Because they want...
Looking for some help…
A man in a hot air balloon realised he was lost.He reduced altitude and...
Cat jokes 04
|Q: What happened when the lion ate the comedian?A: He felt funny!Q: What’s striped...
Welfare Claim Statements
I am forwarding my marriage certificate and six children. I have seven, but one...
Blondes and chocolate chip cookies.
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A: 30 –...
Charlie left town.
In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient...
Safe to swim here?
|While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could...