What is Green, Slimy…
What is Green, Slimy, and Smells like Pork?Kermit’s Dick
Getting a new deputy
|The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer – who was not...
Alabamba
Dumb Alabama Laws It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating...
Men And Ceramic Tiles
What do ceramic tile and men have in common?If you lay them right the...
The blonde and the screen door
What does a blonde and a screen door have in common?The more you bang...
Line Dancing
What’s 30 feet long and smells like urine?A country line dance at the nursing...
TONS of Groaners. . .
Q: What’s red and goes up and down?A: A tomato in an elevator.Q: What...
Finding the “perfect” mate.
An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the God-given responsibility to marry the perfect...
Next US President
A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist:”I’d like to become...
Tons of Funny One-liners!
More One-liners worth passing on…Better to be occasionally cheated than perpetually suspicious.In two words...