Pulled over.
A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. As the officer...
Early Birds
Very early one morning two birds are sitting at the side of a largepuddle...
man to do situps
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Poor Turkey!
When I was a young turkey, new to the coop, my big brother Tom...
Fluffy died
This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the...
What does Bill Clinton say to prospective interns?
What does Bill say to prospective interns?”Haven’t I cum across your face before?”
A love story
John Blanchard stood up from the bench, straightened his Army uniform, and studied the...
Soft and Hard
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a...
Yo mama is so ugly
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no...
Angry Wife
A man left from work one Friday afternoon. But, being payday, instead of going...