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Safe Blonde
has does a blonde have safe sex? She locks the car door.
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Give me the bad news first…
“give me the bad news first.”"You’ve got AIDS.”"Oh, no! What could be worse than...
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick?
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Naked Mower
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Soldiers in Heaven
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