Request before death
|A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed.”Have you any...
Eternal Marriage
On their way to a justice of the peace to get married, a couple...
By My Side
Harry is on his death bed, his wife Zelda is by his side:”Zelda, you’ve...
Overheard In Airplane
The huge Air Canada Jumbo jet is just coming into Pearson Airport (Toronto) on...
Puns Contest
There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest. He sent in...
Literal Actions
Two polish guys walk into a bar and sit down on the stools. All...
IRS
The IRS announced that obese Americans are entitled to certain tax breaks. Apparently, under...
I’d Love To But…
Next time you’re invited to a boring social event, try one of these excuses...
Dilbert\’s
Dilbert’s “Salary Theorem” states that “Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as...
A short poem for today.
Rules To Live By…Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,...