Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items…
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items. Nearthe cash register...
Why?
A LITTLE SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT:Why was it that the Kamakazi pilots used helmets?
Valentine’s Cards
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
Yo Mama’s So Fat…
Yo mama’s so fat- Yo Mama’s so fat, she couldn’t fit in a satellite...
Mono and herpes
Question: Do you know the difference between mono & herpes?Answer: You get mono from...
Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City…
Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City, runs into a hooker,and he...
The Rubdown
A hospital patient, recovering from minor surgery, was being given an alcohol rubdown by...
We go bear hunting
|Two Polish hunters were driving through the country to go bear hunting. They came...
Marriage quotes 14
|Married life is full of excitement and frustration:* In the first year of marriage,...