Chimney Cricket!
|What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?Chimney Cricket!
Getting Down Under
An American woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing...
ELEMENT: WOMAN
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There were these three morticians talking about…
There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats. The first one says,...
An Email From God!
One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the evil...
Lawyer Sky Diving
What do you call a sky-diving club for lawyers?Skeet.
Real Subtitles from Hong Kong Movies
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Schingwers
Q: Why are Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinksy, and O.J. Simpson such bad golfers.A: Monica...
A couple gets married, and thirty years later they’re…
A couple gets married, and thirty years later they’re in the same hotel, in...
Bumper Stickers
** EARTH FIRST! We’ll strip mine the other planets later.** If you can read...