The Walrus
Why do Walruses go to Tupperware parties?To find a tight Seal.
How to Know where a Driver is from
One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: New York One hand on wheel,...
Bathroom control
One day Pablo and Paco are riding through the desert on their horses. As...
Cucumber&pickle
A cucumber and a pickle were having a conversation. The pickle said to the...
A farmer comes home with a lively young bull…
A farmer comes home with a lively young bull. His two old bullshave fallen...
BAR TROUBLESHOOTING CHART
SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.FAULT: Glass empty.ACTION: Get someone to buy you another...
Real news headlines 01
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Include your Children...
Marmite Competition
I was in a good mood last week. I entered a competition and won...
Monahan stumbled into a saloon
|Monahan stumbled into a saloon, half crocked. “Say,” he said to the bartender, “how...
Why do men die before their wives?
Why do men die before their wives? Because they want to.