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Lesbian Frogs
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Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation…
Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation.After a while one...
Excuses To Use When Caught Sleeping At Work
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How do a jewish couple have oral sex?
How do a jewish couple have oral sex?… “SET AT OPPOSITE ENDS OF THE...
How does a Russian commit suicide?
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blonde and the puzzle
A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, “Can you...
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants? – So people can read her lips.
If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s…
If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s noone there to hear it,...