A Senior Citizen
|I am a senior citizen…- I’m the life of the party… even when it...
Five penises
A man goes into a doctor’s office and says “Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!”The...
No Brakes
Did you ever hear about Blitzen the Brown nosed reindeer?He is twice as fast...
Farm jokes 05
|What is a cow’s favorite TV show?Dr Moo!Why was the farmer hopping mad?Because someone...
The Perfect Day
- Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 lbs lighter on...
Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London?
Q: Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London?A: They were...
Ways to Annoy People
1. Leave the copy machine set to 99 copies, reduce 200%, extra dark, 17-inch...
A clever court case
One evening after attending a concert, two men were walking down the road when...
This is one smart dog
|A butcher is leaning on the counter toward the close of day when a...
What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?
Q: What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?A:...