blonde swimming
There was a Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead standing on the beach. They...
One day in class the teacher…
One day in class the teacher has sex education.On the black board she drawsa...
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?They all gather around their cash registers and sing”What...
Flying condom
Why did the condom fly across the room?? It got pissed off!!!
Super Looong List of One-Liners!
Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?A. We’d...
Proffessional Acquantance
A well respected Doctor and his wife were having drinks in the lobby of...
Halls of Justice
|A judge was annoyed to find that his car wouldn’t start. He called a...
Best Friend
A guy is sitting at a bar, throwing back glass after glass of scotch....
Irish case of assault and battery
|In hearing an Irish case of assault and battery, counsel, in cross examining one...
Little Johnny can count.
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.”Yes,” he said. “I do....