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These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Killer Sentenced to...
Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
Say When Giving Birth
Q: What does a blonde say when she gives birth?A: Gee, are you sure...
What is the difference?
Q: What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old...
After a couple of years a couple wanted to have children…
After a couple of years a couple wanted to have children, but nothing worked.So...
New Scope
A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for...
A man takes the ferry home from work
|John Smith lived in Staten Island, New York and worked in Manhattan. He had...
Going further
A coupla Aggies, Buck and Thurleen, married after graduating from Texas A&M, are driving...
Foolish Marriage
“And you tell me several men proposed marriage to you,” said the husband. “Yes,...