The Inventor…
This man goes along to the Patent Office with some of his new designs.He...
Stop the count!
A man hasn’t been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a...
All the same
An airplane takes off from the airport. The Captain is Jewish and the First...
No Card
Two proctologists are discussing their most baffling cases.One proctologist tells the other one about...
Dead lawyer’s grave
A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl’s...
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a bar…
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a barone...
Mayonaise
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I’m...
How many men does it take to open a beer?
How many men does it take to open a beer?None. It should be opened...
lawyer and a mosquito
|What’s the difference between a lawyer and a mosquito?A mosquito drops off you when...
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?”Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”