Stopped Using the Pill
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A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow’s final exam. “Now class,...
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Join A Club
The Yoko Club? – Oh no.The German philosophy club? – I. Kant.The Ford-Nixon club?...
Redneck Bonanza!
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Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?
Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?Professional courtesy.
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Four life-long friends, a doctor, lawyer, professor, and a businessman, belonging to the same...
The Incredible Golf Ball
Two Golfers were approaching the first tee.The first guy goes into his golf bag...